I was talking with a friend earlier today about book titles that I think should be made for us married men, and of course I feel the need to share.

Books that should be written

• The Drama-Sutra : Rather than a book describing the interesting sexual positions a couple can work their way into, it describes how a fight about who ate the last egg explodes into a knock down drag out about the in-laws.
• The Art of War and Marriage : This is actually the book The Art of War, just with a forward from a divorced couple.
• Eat, Pray, Fight about making love : Chronicling the adventures of a couple who can eat together, pray together, and then fight about how much sex they are not having.
• The Lord of the Wedding Rings :  The amazing story of how one man realizes that his ring was forged in the fires of Mount Doom and gives his bride unparalleled power over him.
• Sense and Sensibility and other things Married Men are Confused by : This is actually just a dictionary of words that men thought they knew, but really didn't.  It also includes a 14-page colored guide around the word "intimacy" that men just thought meant sex.
• The Odyssey : A 17 volume series around the exploits of a man in his quest to understand why when his wife said, "I'm fine", she wasn't.