Random Post, Try to Keep Up
10:00 AM
The HusBlog
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Hello!
So I was a bad blogger and missed Saturday's Post. I have no good excuse, it was just a very busy weekend. Unfortunately, here we are Wednesday and the Muse is not really inspiring me. So I give you a bunch of little random posts rolled into one, kind of like 7 layer bars but less fattening.
Funny Thing My Mother In Law Says:
Funny Thing My Mother In Law Says:
- <To Me> : "I saved your old silverware in case <wife's name here> leaves you and takes your silverware with her."
- "If it gets too late after dinner I can just stay the night, it will be fun."
- <To my wife> : "Having you was the happiest day of my life, even though I was in labor for 13 hours and almost died."
Random Conversation With My Wife
WIFE : I need you to pick up all of our packages from the front desk from now on.
ME : Okay.... Why?
WIFE : Because I think the guy down there thinks I am a shop-a-holic.
ME : So you think the leasing agent is silently judging you?
WIFE : Yes.
ME : Glad I didn't marry a crazy person.
Random Conversation with a Co-Worker
COWORKER : Where do you want to go to lunch?
ME : How about Sweet Tomatoes (This is a healthy Salad Bar and Soup Place)
COWORKER : Ew no. Do you know how many common people touch the handles to the serving utensils there?
ME : Did you just say 'common people'?
COWORKER : Yes, and I need to go somewhere that I will be served.
ME : I feel like I am still back at the whole 'common people' thing.
COWORKER : Well we have moved on, I need you to keep up.
ME : So Chili's then?
COWORKER : Very well.
-TheHusBlog
Wives are brutally mean by nature. Mother has the right idea by keeping the silverware back just in case. I'd definitely leave my husband with nothing but a Swiss Army knife.
I tagged you in my blog because, let's be honest, we need some testosterone if I'm going to keep it an equal opportunity internet.
http://highheelsanddirtydishes.blogspot.com/2012/06/tagging-but-not-like-banksey-bc-spray.html