After a couple years of marriage those drinks don't really seem to be on the menu anymore.  So I give you a list of Post Married Drinks.  These are the names of drinks if they were made up by married people.

• "Done using the SCREWDRIVER to fix the screen door"
• "Sex on the Nice Sheets"
• "Your Ex-Girlfriend was a Red Headed Whore and you know it"
• "Quiet Orgasm as to not wake the kids"
• "You vacuumed the living room without having to be told four times"
• "Got Enough Sleep to Watch the Sunrise (Tequila wasn't involved)"
• "I remember why I married you"

-TheHusBlog